Chater 8; an the man lied is…
teh net day i showed up to scohol ater it was over to become the main gurl lead of the musical. ms ansterdam was there and she was waitin for me and she gave me a hug when i showed up. ‘holl yu made it! i was hopin u would come’ she said.
‘i wuldnt miss this for teh word ms anstrdam’ i sed laffin like icey does a lot. in fact, icey was there too i almost forgot!
he was sittin right there in the audience liek he was waitn for me like ms ansterdam was but then i remembered that hes in drama so thats why he was there. ‘eyyy’ he greeted me all cool like like that guy from that one sitcom but even cooler because like his name is icey and ice is super cool all of the time thats sort of part of the job descrioption or whatevr.
‘icey mai lov’ i said, givin him a hug too. he just chuckled liek a chill guy and patted mai back bfore i was done huggin him.
‘hey so i got the main boy lead since im the only good acor in calss’ he chuckled. ‘im playin prince dustin’
‘PRINCE DUSTIN!!!’ i questioned. prince dustin is the prince guy son of the bad guy lord buttfuckin maple or somethin like that who falls in lov with the main led whos name is rosaline dahlia ivory hawthorne aka rosa nd frum wat i red of the play they kiss nd probly get married and hav tuns of cute kids who are all little princes nd princeses and dustin and rosa bcome teh queen and king of whatever teh fuck dum kingdom jona made up.
‘yeh! im really feelin it’ he said nd i laffed bcause even tho that meem is dum and shulk is dum icey made it funny bcause he said it. ‘i hop u can be rosaline’
‘i will be dont worry’ i sed confidently. ‘ther isnt anyone in drama class better than me’
‘actually holl’ sed ms andsterdam dramatically ‘wer extending auditsons to kids who arent in drama class so u mite have som competition not like theyd be able to beat u tho lolol’
‘wet so who all is autisoning then?’ i assed.
‘ME I AM’
i screched when i herd a new voice and i turned to see that sumone had burst into teh auditorium dramatically to ruin everything! i was relly wundering who it culd be bcause teh bitch crew nd jonah nd epona wer all ded so who els would want to kiss icey? but then i relized. I RELIEZED SUMTHIN BIIIIIG!!!
it was…
IT WAS….
NOAAAAAAAAAAAHH FUKKIINNNNNNNN VOAGAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but there was one thing that was werd….
HE HAD GIRRRRRRRRLLLL BOOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!! WATT???
‘NOAH!’ icey cried jumpin up and suddenly not bein that cool anymore. he ran to noah and gav him a hug cryin liek a baby who just lost his best friend but then his best friend came back with girl boobs. ‘oh my goddod noah are u okay wat happened?’
‘nothin’ noah said throin icey off liek a dikbag. icey was sad but he was still happy that his bf (nd by that i men BEST FRIEND JEGUS U PERV) was alive. ‘im just here to auditsun to be rosa so i can kiss u on stage icey bcause i like you’
icey just smiled nd nodded nd thats wen i wondered…icey nevr acts like this! he should dislike noah for liking him like that but instead iceys getting all huggy and wanting to love noah nd stuff…he must have been BRAINWASHED! that has to be it! while epona nd i wer chasing teh bitch crew sumone must hav kidnapped icey nd shown him that mind control stuff on youtube that noah was tryin to show him the other day when i sstabbed in the boob! TAHT EXPALINS EVRYTHING!
‘oh how wonderful! you seem to be a very good actress although ur proby not going to be bettr tahn holl’ ms ansterdam said.
‘acshelly im a male’ noah sed. ‘i just have relly sweet tits for some reson’
‘u can say that again’ chuckled icey. I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO MIND CONTROLLED MY BF THIS IS AGGROVATING AAAAAAAAA!!!
‘well thats nice then’ sed my dum drama teach. ‘u r aditsuning for rosa then?’
‘yeh’ noah sed. ‘i want to kiss isaac’
‘sweet lets see how u do then’ ms ansterdam said. ‘her is teh script. say this line and this line and this line and give it GUSTO’
‘yes’ sed noah. he went over to teh stage and climbed up it and i thought i saw icey blushin like he was turned on or something so i started to cry. then noah started to red the script. ‘Prince Dustin, my love. I came here to this world beyond space and time to rescue my mother, but instead it seems to be you that I have to save. My dear sweet Dustin, my newfound damsel in distress…how our situations have flipped. Oh, how my heart aches for you and my lips crave your taste! But that is no matter, as my personal emotions will only get in the way of the journey ahead of me. I must head to the armory and equip myself in preparation for the dangers that lie ahead. I will arm myself with the strongest silver sword and the sturdiest shield as I mount my trusty mare Epona in order to rescue you from the clutches of your tyrant father. Away, i depart! Time is not eternal, just as your life is.’ also i copy pasted that shit right frum teh fukin source! honestly i vomited wen i red it jona is such a shit riter.
‘o wow that was impressive!’ ms ansterdam said. ‘much better tahn holly. noah voagn ur our rosa!’
‘fuck yea’ noah sed . just then icey flew from his seat and leaped onto stage to hug noah. noah didnt seem fine with the hug but he did seem fine with ICEY KISSIN HIM RIGHT ON TEH FUCKIN LIPS!!!!!!! i scremmed in horror.
‘icey NOOOOOO!!!!!!’ i screeched.
‘tuff luk u skrub’ noah said while he was kissin icey nd i new he was talkin to me since there was no one else so he must have been talkin to me! ‘iceys my bf now and now wer goin to see that new movie thats kind of liek hetalia with emotions that looks really stupid bcause teh avengers isnt in tehaters anymore teh author checked’
i wanted to screm som more but bfore i culd i fanted! NOOOO!
